November 2009
2 posts
1 tag
October 2009
1 post
June 2009
1 post
May 2009
2 posts
until:
so i went to a restaurant with my friend a few days ago. and i had my phone in my hand when i walked up to the host stand. the only greeting i got was the hostess, who was maybe 16 or 17, yelling at me, “SHUT UP! IS THAT A DARE?!” and pointing at my phone. i said yeah, and she said “OH MY GAWD LOOK, I HAVE THE SAME COVER ON MINE, OH WOW CRAZY RIGHT” and i just looked at her.
apparently...
D:D:D:
ian morrow - i’ll just leave this here
ian morrow - http://www.smellybean.com/ViewPic.jsp?PicID=4953
liberaljai - something..
liberaljai - looks off
ian morrow - yeah i can’t put my finger on it
ian morrow - D:
April 2009
2 posts
D:
liberaljai - http://www.megawank.com/pics/picturepost/gay-cock+-1857.jpg
ian morrow - no.
ian morrow - definitely not.
ian morrow - you could disguise it better
liberaljai - its nothing bad
liberaljai - dont you think i would have
liberaljai - if it was actually bad
ian morrow - …
liberaljai - im no amateur
liberaljai - :)
*click*
ian morrow - why do i believe you?
ian morrow -...
i got one 365 day cycle older today
…..and i’m stuck in germany….fuck.
D:
March 2009
3 posts
buh.
February 2009
13 posts
ajessica:
indierawk:
The Clash - Rudie Can’t...
26 days
26 more days until i’m out of arizona and i come home. holy shit.
20 minutes left :3
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3
soooo, reserved a car, found a hotel, annnnnd plane tickets is already bought. now i’m on 4 day pass and no more army til tuesday morning.
2 days til :3
D:
i’m a signature away from volunteering for immediate deployment after i’m done here in arizona.
90 days, then i’m home though.
Yeah
ajessica:
It was totally my hair. I didn’t get a picture of it. I quickly tossed it all in the toilet and flushed. Just imagine hair covered in old toothpaste and who knows what else.
Points for me for doing it myself. HOOAH! My sinks drains!
you totally said HOOAH.
just sayin :3
January 2009
9 posts
buhbuhbuhbuhbuh
today is gonna take forever. srsly.
i cannot wait to be dismissed tonight. even if i can’t go anywhere. i just want to sleep.
:3
“Hello Ian,
Thanks for traveling with Orbitz. This e-mail confirms the ticket number(s) issued for the ‘Tucson 2/14/09’ trip.”
going to sleep now. i hate airlines. h8h8h8h8
““Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal...”
– Dan Savage on the new definition of “Saddlebacking,” created in honor of Rick Warren. This seriously needs to be bigger than Santorum a few years back. (via raptoravatar & izimbra)
Hahahahahaha this is so excellent
(via pterodactyls)
(via ajessica)
:hacking cough:
i’m seriously going to chug this entire bottle of nyquil and just fucking die.
this cough is outrageously horrible.
December 2008
1 post
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test test testicles
October 2008
3 posts
Omfg im in a goddamn
Omfg im in a goddamn desert. D:
Done with basic training. hell
Done with basic training. hell yes.
Omg 5 more days. i
Omg 5 more days. i cant wait to has a computer again. i accidentally the army. and now im almost done
September 2008
3 posts
Omg almost done with this
Omg almost done with this shit. in blue phase now.
Omg basic is going by
Omg basic is going by quick now. i love you all.
August 2008
18 posts
I think everyone went to
I think everyone went to bed. on the one night i have my phone back. D:
Brb, army
So. so so very tired.
"i plan on living forever,
“i plan on living forever, so far so good.” - dan zadra
Cause the women's had a
Cause the women’s had a line. Also, i’m a man
